Halloween is in three days, and this year I may have taken my costume too seriously. I think it's awesome when people act out the character they are dressed as. Seeing as I am a Jedi for Halloween, I decided to go into true Jedi Master character. Long hair, scruffly beard, long robes, and a lightsaber of my favorite color: green. I have taken weeks of Jedi training from the Jedi Counsel Master in my town. In a society in which Jedis are rare, he keeps his Jedi life and living location secret. He resides in his mother's basement, which he calls "Dagobah." Anyway, after all my training, I have become a true Jedi Master, and I am ready to defeat not only the Trade Federation, but also score buckets of Halloween candy which I will exchange for Galactic Credits. Here is proof that I have mastered the Force:
http://www.faceinhole.com/show.asp?id=696e27dba1b1672a30a
