Plymouth, MA – Local concert-goers were highly dissatisfied yesterday after realizing that the highly anticipated “Plymouth Rock” was not a concert, but an actual hardened piece of Earth. “This is really disappointing for the music community,” said a hardcore concert fan, “Most of us came from across the country to see this ‘Plymouth Rock’ that everyone is always talking about. It’s sort of a downer.” Fans of rock, punk, pop, and hip-hop alike all gathered to see Plymouth Rock, which they misinterpreted to be a major music festival. Local residents were deeply confused when people in beat-up cars and colorful vans started appearing in town. “One of them had hair down to his waist!” proclaimed a local woman, who is used to the calm conservative attitude her hometown in Plymouth usually displays. Concert attendees complained that the only music was fiddles played by the Pilgrim actors, hardly anything to head bang to. “Some pilgrim dude was playing the bagpipes, but that’s not anything I can mosh to,” said Bob Jameson, yet another person in the crowd, as he downed his second beer. “I travel all this way, and there’s just this rock here. What good is a dumb rock? It’s useless without the roll.” Jameson said that this was the second time landmarks had confused him, following the time he the thought “Visiting the Grave Stones” was a Rolling Stone reunion tour.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Concert-Goers Mistake Plymouth Rock for Music Festival
Note: This is a satire. It is not real.
Plymouth, MA – Local concert-goers were highly dissatisfied yesterday after realizing that the highly anticipated “Plymouth Rock” was not a concert, but an actual hardened piece of Earth. “This is really disappointing for the music community,” said a hardcore concert fan, “Most of us came from across the country to see this ‘Plymouth Rock’ that everyone is always talking about. It’s sort of a downer.” Fans of rock, punk, pop, and hip-hop alike all gathered to see Plymouth Rock, which they misinterpreted to be a major music festival. Local residents were deeply confused when people in beat-up cars and colorful vans started appearing in town. “One of them had hair down to his waist!” proclaimed a local woman, who is used to the calm conservative attitude her hometown in Plymouth usually displays. Concert attendees complained that the only music was fiddles played by the Pilgrim actors, hardly anything to head bang to. “Some pilgrim dude was playing the bagpipes, but that’s not anything I can mosh to,” said Bob Jameson, yet another person in the crowd, as he downed his second beer. “I travel all this way, and there’s just this rock here. What good is a dumb rock? It’s useless without the roll.” Jameson said that this was the second time landmarks had confused him, following the time he the thought “Visiting the Grave Stones” was a Rolling Stone reunion tour.
Plymouth, MA – Local concert-goers were highly dissatisfied yesterday after realizing that the highly anticipated “Plymouth Rock” was not a concert, but an actual hardened piece of Earth. “This is really disappointing for the music community,” said a hardcore concert fan, “Most of us came from across the country to see this ‘Plymouth Rock’ that everyone is always talking about. It’s sort of a downer.” Fans of rock, punk, pop, and hip-hop alike all gathered to see Plymouth Rock, which they misinterpreted to be a major music festival. Local residents were deeply confused when people in beat-up cars and colorful vans started appearing in town. “One of them had hair down to his waist!” proclaimed a local woman, who is used to the calm conservative attitude her hometown in Plymouth usually displays. Concert attendees complained that the only music was fiddles played by the Pilgrim actors, hardly anything to head bang to. “Some pilgrim dude was playing the bagpipes, but that’s not anything I can mosh to,” said Bob Jameson, yet another person in the crowd, as he downed his second beer. “I travel all this way, and there’s just this rock here. What good is a dumb rock? It’s useless without the roll.” Jameson said that this was the second time landmarks had confused him, following the time he the thought “Visiting the Grave Stones” was a Rolling Stone reunion tour.
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